1. Ants do not die when it gets cold. They just move into your closet. And the upstairs bath.
2. It is possible to turn the whole television upside down and shake it to get the DVD out. That would be the DVD that Alex shoved past the DVD tray.
3. There needs to be a LAW, that any Halloween candy left over past November 5 must be thrown in the trash immediately.
4. Forty degrees is considered a serious cold-front in Georgia. Everyone broke out the scarves and fuzzy boots. Catelin is still wearing a cotton jacket.
5. Candy Cane Creme Oreos are from the Devil. Purchase at your own risk!
6. When you really need one, every flashlight in the house will have dead batteries.
7. When you put your jeans in the dryer, by mistake, they will never fit again.
8. Oh, and Candy Cane Creme Oreos are evil. Do not buy them...... but if you do... send me two.
Just two, no more than that...
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